By: Eowyn Weiss
The world was turned upside down today when the existence of magic was revealed to the media and the non-wizarding world. During a media meeting today, the daughter of the President Donald J. Trump of the United States of America burst into the conference with a startling admonition-- wizards exist, she had escaped incarceration within the wizarding world, and the federal government was aware the whole time.
At a press conference with the Board of Magic, a startling lineup that included the Head of Magical Law Enforcement, the Minister of Magic, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and the President of the United States of America, it was revealed to the public that wizards are real, as seen in the popular series Harry Potter.
“This is not a cult,” said Fredrick Wiggletoad, Minister of Magic for the wizarding world, before adding“Non magic users find it hard to believe that they are lesser beings.” In a private interview, Mister Wiggletoad informed the press that the Ministry “will not disclose information concerning any operations within the organization.”
Another interview featured Head of Magical Law Enforcement Franny Fitzgibbons, whose job involves “protecting the wizarding area at all costs.” Ms Fitzgibbons declined to comment on the blatant disregard for the non-magic users, saying that they are “not my concern.”
Information is sparse, but some additional facts that were secured during the press conference include the desire on the part of the President to not allow magic to impact the economy; another important piece of information includes the fact that the word “Muggle” is now considered a slur among the wizarding community. Additionally, integration of goblin and other magical creatures into the society of non-magic-users remains a top priority for the governments of the United Kingdom, United States, and France, just a few of the countries represented at the press conference today.