DNC IN SHAMBLES AFTER WORLD-WIDE BLACKOUT CRISIS

By: Kylie Hall and Zara Asim

The world has gone technologically dark due to a solarflare that the DNC states couldn't have been prevented in any way. 

On February 22, a “never seen before” international crisis that has “ravaged the global economy and global security,” according to DNC member Henry Treen, made its way to the United States. Although as of now the problem has yet to be resolved, and services are still down, the DNC is currently undergoing the process of coming up with whatever solutions possible to this national catastrophe. 

“We need to get power back into the hospitals, we need to get this country back up and running. This is—this is so bad,” an anonymous DNC member went on record to say.

In an attempt to combat this crisis, the DNC has written up a promising resolution to address the complications and civil unrest due to the solar flare, which they stressed was the first motion of concern, known as The Stability and Protection of Government Act, (T.S. P.O.G. Act). The T.S. P.O.G. Act will mainly focus on advocating for the allocation of funds for the military and the National Guard, that way they can move back in and secure order into cities. The DNC states that after re-gaining authority over the public, it will make it much easier to work on critical infrastructure and to bring everything back online.

When asked if the DNC had any words for the public during this time of uncertainty in an attempt to give America a source of comfort, they expressed to “stay calm and let the government do its job.”