Written by Genevieve Meagher and Maryn Vasquez
Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and Military Lieutenant Hugo Chavez stormed into a National Security meeting shouting “Viva la Venezuela” in response to a current land crisis. With a newfound fire in their hearts to take their rightful land back, they spoke to the extreme lengths of attacking and nuking Columbia to start the revolution.
In an interview between Nicolás Maduro and Hugo Chávez, both public figures spoke about the impending crisis of taking back the Venezuelan land, Llanos – a rich, oil-filled land controlled by Columbia. Venezuela sought to reclaim it as Maduro and Chávez shouted “Viva la Venezuela” to the National Security Council in protest. President Maduro believes Venezuela has a “clear right to invade” due to the unjust stealing of their land. When asked the lengths Venezuela would go to, Maduro stated “nuclear war” with a response from Lieutenant Chavez: “We will bomb.”
With this new information, it is now aware that Venezuela has access to nuclear weapons and has the power to start nuclear warfare.